Whoever thought of this up...I understand you!!! Welcome me in :-)
You are welcome.
I love Shaggy Dog stories. I love the "put on." I love Street Theater (as long as no one gets hurt). Here's a put on I used to do: I went to Breakfast with different people. I always bought the daily newspaper. While we ate I would read the Horoscope of everyone at the table. But I wouldn't read the Sign they gave me but just pick one. Everyone was astonished how the explanation that day was so right. Following the meal I told them what I'd done. And I suggested they could expand their minds with any Dictionary. "Look up 'fact' and 'faith'. Most people enjoyed my little game. But some became angry. A joker can't please everyone.