major malfunction

[amuse]

lol
i lvoe this thread.

[simon]

The malfunction that we all have in common is that we cannot keep on topic in a forum.

[emily655321]

This is true. But by a certain point how much more is there really to say, and then it's just great to see how many crazy places it can go. Have you read the Animal Farm thread recently? Oh boy, way more fun than Animal Farm. I have a very naughty tendency to read along with those serious boards and then jump in when they start to go a little... awry... just to give them another push before they die. (Don't worry, though; I've thoroughly researched what fragments of history there are to be found on the late Abdo here, and I'm not turning into one of those. I like silliness, not discord and anarchy. Well, maybe a little anarchy. )

[Koa]

I had never heard of that EQ game, but who needs that when you have forums? *sighs* I costantly live in a parallel reality, sometimes I'm afraid to be schizophrenic... The thought that comforts me is that at least all of you are real people out there... at least I hope so

[emily655321]

*glances up ominously through the shadow of her hair* heheheheheheh.... but then, what is reality? ....really?

[IWilKikU]

For all you know Koa, Every user on this board is a manifestation of Abdo, and he's just playing with your head. He could be Admin, and everyother user. He throws in a new one every now and again, just to keep things realistic. hmmm...

[simon]

So I might not actually exist then!

[emily655321]

No you might, yes you don't. Isn't it fun talking to myself, Abdo #407?

Yes, I must surely concur, it is. *Oops! forgot to re-login and start a new post*

Pay no attention to the Abdo behind the curtain.

[simon]

Your devotion to conversing with yourself is most admirable, little do you know that the conversations recumbent here are the basis for research on individuals with problems such as yours. Feel good about adding to the reseach for phsycos.

[emily655321]

Sarcasm, yes? *nods hopefully* Not really Abdo, oh no, not really. Dear god hope not. *prepares various objects for schizoid exorcism* *tries to look fearfully at her own head*

[psycojones]

my disfunction; work. i can't seem to stop working!!! i find challenges in my work everyday. if it is not the work place, then i work on the ranch. love working with rocks. that must be a disfunction.

hello everyone. its been a while.

[Koa]

Originally posted by IWilKikU
For all you know Koa, Every user on this board is a manifestation of Abdo, and he's just playing with your head. He could be Admin, and everyother user. He throws in a new one every now and again, just to keep things realistic. hmmm...

do you know you can scare me to death with those things? i think my brain can get ill very easily...

[emily655321]

Making brains ill is another of Kik's malfunctions. Just kidding, Kik. As so is apparently my habit of stretching a sarcastic remark into the realm of the believable. Oh dear.

[IWilKikU]

Welcome back Psyco! . What do you do?...for work that is...

Koa, All I have to say is DON'T MESS WITH AMERICAN PRIDE!!!


Em, I'm flattered, but I consider it one of my functions rather than disfunctions. . Besides, making brains ill sure beats making stomachs ill

[random_hero]

I dont know if Im screaming out of sheer terror or joy... Anyways, I have ADD supposedly, or I did as of 1999. It may be gone, but I am a C student thanx to a complete lack of homework completion. All of my teachrs tell me Im the smartest kid in the class, I dont know whether or not that is to motivate me or the truth. And there is another disorder...
I trust no one. The most beautiful girl at our high school asked me to go to senior prom with her, and I still think she had some reason other than wanting to go with me. And I really cant believe that girls like me. I have lots of issues with girls. Oh jeebus... I am waiting for the whole intercourse thing until I get married, maybe that is a part of the distrust thing, but I originally did it for spiritual reasons. I feel really superior at times, and at the the drop of a hat I feel like there is no one who could possibly like a person like me. I am very... outgoing, and at times loud, possibly annoying. That may help me at some point, but the cool people in high school dont stand out, the blend in and follow, making sure they do nothing to draw attention to themselves. Wow, I feel better now. Sorry for whatever I wrote above.
And kik, How do we know you arent making all of this up right now?

[emily655321]

*gasp* "Jeebus?" *giggles furiously and heads for the Simpsons thread*

[random_hero]

great posting style. I give it a 10.

[IWilKikU]

Hero, take it from me, a former waiting-til-I-get-married-for-spiritual-reasons-guy, once you abandon that you will realize how silly it is. But maybe thats another thread.

And kik, How do we know you arent making all of this up right now?

Well, that's kinda the point I was making earlier. There is no way to know.... ANYTHING *dramatic gasp music*.

Love your avatar btw. Did I say that in a different thread?

[emily655321]

While the site was down this evening, I spent some time exercising a bit of deductive reasoning. I would say that unleashing one's overdeveloped love of anarchy on one's friends is quite a major malfunction, indeed. *look of inquisitive consternation in RH's general direction*

[Koa]

Originally posted by IWilKikU


Koa, All I have to say is DON'T MESS WITH AMERICAN PRIDE!!!

I'd do it even at the risk of be executed , but...what does it have to do with anything aorund here???