All right, here's another silly game I borrowed from another forum (like we need one more ). It is basically taking any movie line and replacing one or more select words with the word "pants." Seeing as how this is a literature forum, I suppose it would also work with quotes from books, but it might not work as well since quotes from books are usually less well-known, and you also don't have the fun of visualizing a famous actor saying some goofy pants phrase.
Anyway, here's an example that I'll steal from Max Whittaker's signature from the movie The Empire Strikes Back (or is it Return of the Jedi?)
"Pants lead to anger, pants lead to hate, pants lead to suffering."
To put it another way:
"Fear leads to pants, anger leads to pants, hate leads to pants."
Okay, so it looks silly, but after seeing so many pants quotes the word "pants" eventually starts to sound really funny.