It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the pants. -- Aristotle Onassis
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the pants. -- Aristotle Onassis
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
And neither the angels in Heaven above
Nor the demons down under the sea
Can ever dissever my soul from the pants
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee
-Edgar Allan Pants
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I would urge you to devote what time you can to a judicious course of reading - upon this subject I will not enlarge, trusting that your good sense will render arguments in favor of such a course unnecessary.
No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a pair of pants.
-H.G. Wells
I would urge you to devote what time you can to a judicious course of reading - upon this subject I will not enlarge, trusting that your good sense will render arguments in favor of such a course unnecessary.
“I am free of all pants. I hate trousers equally.”
― W.C. Fields
There's a time and a place for mucking around.
OOOH! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE PANTS GAME!
The quality of mercy is not strain'd
It droppeth as the gentle pants of Heaven.
"All that is necessary for pants to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
--Edmund Burke
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Scarcely one person in a thousand is capable of tasting the happiness of pants.
--Henry Fielding
Never hate your pants. It affects your judgment.
--The Godfather
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their pants.
surely this one has been said before (yes it has and don't call me Shirley?)
"friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your pants."
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy pants!
"Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept these pants as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."
--Don Corleone, The Godfather
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of pants.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)
"I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
Gerald Murnane, Tamarisk Row
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, some new pants, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all trousers are created equal."
--Abraham Lincoln
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
I just read the godfather a few months ago and really enjoyed it.
"im gonna make him a pants he cant refuse."
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