Smell socks.
If I were a punching bag you would be?
Smell socks.
If I were a punching bag you would be?
A shield.
If I were a sword, what would you be?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake
Captivity is consciousness,
So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson
A pen
If I were a blacksmith...?
A forge.
If I were a blade of grass, you'd be...?
Making a whistle
If I were a hopeless romantic, you'd be?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
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If I were a flash light, you'd be...?
A power outage.
If I were a rolling stone what would you be?
..gathering no moss.
if I were a glimmer of hope, you would be?
A mirror to double the glimmer...
If I were a secret, what would you be?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
A listening ear!
If I were a pair of warm gloves, what would you be?
Find your dream and stick with it...or your life will have slipped past in a whisper with you still on the bottom.
A snowboarder.
If I were a little bitty boy and my Grandmother bought me a little toy - what would you be?
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or maybe this
http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/s...boxedlarge.jpg
If I were your favourite Christmas present, what would you be?
Carefully removing the wrapping
If I were a pilchard?
A fisherman.
If I were one of the gods, what would you be?
Sufficiently intelligent people cannot have absolute opinions about anything important
The one and only God.
If I were in need, what would you be ?