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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    Why use sterile needles for lethal injections?
    So they don't have babies.

    Does Jennifer love Hewitt?

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    They are star-crossed

    How much does Io weigh?
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    As much as a moon or a cow.

    What exactly is the "pompatus of love"?

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    It's when you get your lovin' on the run - it happens?

    Could you dance all night with a dollar fifty and a six pack of beer?

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    I couldn't dance if it was a requirement for citizenship

    Can you amuse yourself without any technology?
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    Yes, but it's a minor sin.

    What's Janet Yellen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    I couldn't dance if it was a requirement for citizenship

    Can you amuse yourself without any technology?
    Anyone who can't spent too much time with the Nuns.

    How can the Walrus be the same person as the Egg-Man?

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    it's possible when you have an elementary penguin singing hare krishna

    What do you say if you just dropped an album, literally on the floor, without creating confusion in the music industry?

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    Wasted Days and Wasted Nights

    Can a Woodchuck chuck wood?
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    Lacking opposable thumbs, it can only hurl epithets.

    Who gave Edith Head?

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    Archie Bunker?

    During the war, what happenend when the order was given to, "Get in your Bunkers"?

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    They thought it was "This is bonkers!" and they were right!

    What do werewolves do during a blue moon?
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    Howl the blues.

    What drives vampires batty?
    You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    They thought it was "This is bonkers!" and they were right!

    What do werewolves do during a blue moon?
    They make puppies.

    Who was cooler, Ralph Malph or Potsie Webber...and why?

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    Potsie Webber could at least sing fairly well

    What does the term "motherboard" mean?
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