Pants game

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"I mean, the shoe - there is a music to it, there is attitude, there is sound, it's a movement. Pants - it's a different story.” - Christian Louboutin

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boy these fashion designer types really have it in for pants don't they!

here are a bunch of interesting and insightful louboutin quotes, lots of them about shoes: https://www.inspiringquotes.us/autho...tian-Louboutin

“Sometimes women feel uncomfortable when men stare at them when they try on pants.”--Christian Louboutin

especially in store dressing rooms, I mean c'mon.

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Who knew that shoes were so sensual?... aside from Nike of course.

"The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in pants." - Mark Twain

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I have a book on shoes but its more of a visual catalog than an explanation of things. I think that topic would make for some interesting reading.

"politicians and pants must be changed often, and for the same reason."--mark twain

(I barely changed the original intent of that quote)

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Lol...

"If time were the wicked sheriff in a horse opera, I'd pay for riding lessons and take his pants away." - W. H. Auden

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“A poet is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with pants.”--w.h. Auden

apparently the opposite of the fashion designers.

I knew there was a reason I struggle with poetry.

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lol... Poetry is easy, just find a pen who is a poet and write For the life of me I couldn't decipher Auden's original quote that I offered and substituting "pants" really threw it under the bus.

"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change pants yourself." - Andy Warhol

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wait what, poets saying things readers don't understand! laughs...

"I want to die with my blue jeans on." --andy Warhol

didn't have to change a thing!

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"We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and pants." - Andre Maurois

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imagine the romantic love we might be having had pants NOT been invented?

its shockingly surprising difficult to find quotes ABOUT the middle ages as opposed to quotes FROM the middle ages. what the heck search engine??

"what progress we are making. in the middle ages they would have burned me. now they are content with burning my pants." --Sigmund freud

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Siggy - LOL!

Ah, Middle Ages: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_am_of_Irlaunde

Ich am of Irlaunde,
And of the holy londe
Of Irlande.
Gode sire, pray ich thee,
For of sainte charite,
Come and daunce wit me
In pants.