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    Right in the happy button IWilKikU's Avatar
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    Oh man, your giving Simpsons a yuck, but you want to be on "the swan"?!?!? Come on! Although I do approve (although I don't watch) of American Chopper. But the simple life, unghh :vomiting emoticon:. Paris Hilton needs to stay in porn and out of any other form of entertainment.
    ...Also baby duck hat would be good for parties.

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    an innate contradiction verybaddmom's Avatar
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    no.no.no kik. you misunderstand me.....we watch the simpsons...alot.
    i do NOT want to be on the swan!! in fact, i would be utterly pleased if the producers of the swan all developed carpal tunnel (or worse) and had to scrap the show..
    now, american chopper is on now....must go!
    Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.

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    Ok, your forgiven . Watch those beautiful bikes go!
    ...Also baby duck hat would be good for parties.

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    I cried in Finding Nemo. Where's my dysfunctional award???
    Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
    (Mark Twain)

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    Oh God, I almost died during that whale mouth scene. Giganto whale, dark enclosed space, water, cavernous throat....eeeee... heart attack material. The fish were just a few hundred times too anthropomorphized for me to get into, though. But that's Disney. And the seagulls kicked ***.
    If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
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    I didn't actually cry, but I may have misted up when Bubba bought it in "Forest Gump."
    Uhhhh...

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    What's with this crying during sappy movies, it's disney!

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    Well of course, everyone cried like babies during Forrest Gump, didn't they? Well...I was 9, so at least I did...but that's beside the point.

    I don't know, simon, sappy movies usually make me laugh spitefully. Except Disney -- Disney makes me vomit like Linda Blair.
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    I truly have found a forum that I can identify with. Compairing dysfunctions!?!? This is my type of group.

    I have OCD when it comes to my books and schoolwork (I love homework. Is that a dysfunction all on it's own?) , but extremely lazy with housework. I actually hate cleaning with a passion. I think I have some form of ADD with housework. It seems that I can clean all day, and nothing looks done. But the closets are organized, until I notice that the sock drawer has a sock sticking out, then I move to that, till I notice something else.

    I also fear big cities, especially being in lots of traffic. I grew up in a very small town, with very little traffic. I will hyperventilate if I have to ride in a car that is driving through a major city like New Orleans or Houston. If I have to drive it, I feel like I am having a heart attack. Medication is helping though. It better because I'm about to move to Houston in the next few months.

    I suffer from severe depression. I was also very obese, until I lost 70 pounds (30 to go). I do suffer severe self esteem issues. I still see myself as the person I was before I started losing weight. I can not see that I have lost any weight. I just see the areas that are still too large.

    Last, but not least, I have dependency issues. I fear abandonment and being alone. So I really have no friends. Only my husband. I figure that if I don't have any friends, than they can't abandon me. I guess this stems from ALL of my friends abandoning me in high school when I found out I was pregnant. I have had very few friends since, and no one I actually keep in touch with.

    Now, how's that for an introduction?

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    Welcome, CBW. Hehe, we're all mad here.

    Congratulations on your dieting successes, and I'm sure on many to come. I also have depression/low self-esteem -- but it's amazing how much this forum helps with the latter. Having somewhere where you are appreciated for the real person you are inside is an extremely valuable and uncommon thing. I hope you stay for a long time -- I intend to. (hope that's not a disappointing thing for anyone to hear )

    Em*~
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    *wide-armed welcome

    what em, you're moving in? what about that treehouse you were building in the bay?
    shh!!!
    the air and water have been here a long time, and they are telling stories.

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    Treehouses have net hookups don't they? Anyway, I'm sure my rat minions can do something useful with tin cans and string.
    If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
    You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!

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    i just love you all....i love that we are all nuts together

    CBW, on this forum one can choose to have serious discussions or not and some of the most caring, intelligent, helpful people on the internet hang out here. welcome, most warmly.
    Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.

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    Oh, we're in danger of starting another Love Fest! *group hug* Nah...on second thought, don't touch me. *touches index fingers a la Matt Groening's fez people*
    If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
    You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!

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    LMAO...
    you go Em, be true to yourself!
    Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.

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