Sorry, this may be a stupid question but what happens when you go through a metal detector? it gives a signal right? but then when they check you with that hand detector it goes off nine times as well! Do they simply believe you've got nine piercings ? because everytime you go into a club or on a plain you have to go through the detectors.
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic"
well, i dont go to clubs very often, in fact never.
but when i flew to vancouver a few months ago, i set off the metal detector. i explained that i had some piercings and they sort of gave me that funny look when the hand detector went off in certain areas. but they just let me through no problem, sort of wink wink, nudge nudge. but when i go to europe next year, i am considering taking them all out and using acrylic retainers as i know that the overseas security is tighter. i really dont want to have to take off all my clothes to have them inspected.....
i mean really...how embarassing!
now do you have a major malfuction?? spill the beans!
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
well I am affraid of birds. doesn't really matter what kind from big birds like swans and geese to little ones like redbreasts. behind my house there's a water and a path which i can take into the city, but in the summer i never take this path but choose to make a detour of a couple of miles because there are swans on the path. furthermore when I watched hitch****'s birds i was wearin hats for weeks. it's only with birds because even after having seen arachnophobia i'm still not affraid of spiders. so there it is, i'm affraid of birds. a rather rare disorder.
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic"
oh come on that's censorship! it's just the guy's name!
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic"
LOL...yes sir, that's the way of the computer. it cant tell the difference.
there are many things that it would censor...like um....the pea****...and shuttle**** and ****tail.....
birds, eh?
that's a very unique disorder, no? i dont think i've ever heard of that before.....
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
no I know I haven't heard it before. and it's a rather unfortunate one to have too because I can tell you: They are everywhere!
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic"
someone was vulgar once upon a time re: weathervanes so that's been censored. you can blame me if you'd like.Originally Posted by poehee99
shh!!!
the air and water have been here a long time, and they are telling stories.
oh goodness....i could only imagine!!
i have a crow nesting right outside my balcony door, i guess you wont be coming to visit us anytime soon!
i have a disagreeable dislike of monkeys, if that makes you feel any better. strange but true..monkeys and clowns...ugh
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
btw, after i left my summer job, a pidgeon flew horizontally straight towards me. i was a teensy bit scared for a moment or two - like, hunh? you do see me?
shh!!!
the air and water have been here a long time, and they are telling stories.
whenever I go to uni, I have to cross Dam Square in Amsterdam and as you may know the square is crowded with pigeons. That's probably the reason that i don't follow all my classes and it's got nothing to do with all the bars and sunny pavements that i cross on my way there.
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic"
Here's a page where you can find out your personal disorders
For me it was:
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Now how on earth am I so normal? Maybe I misunderstood some questions?
If you believe even a half of this post, you are severely mistaken.
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
well, its official. thank you Taliesin, im nuts. way to go....like i didnt have enough to think about.....
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Oh dear. I was hoping I might be completely abnormal. I guess I'll just have to try harder, I s'pose.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so - Mark Twain
The preachers deal with men of straw, as they are men of straw themselves - Henry David Thoreau
The way to see faith is to shut the eye of reason - Benjamin Franklin
The teaching of the church, theoretically astute, is a lie in practice and a compound of vulgar superstitions and sorcery - Leo Tolstoy
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid:Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
mmph. how boring.
shh!!!
the air and water have been here a long time, and they are telling stories.
oh great...so it is just me.....perfect
you want not boring, amuse? come stay with me for a while!
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
okay.will be there bright and early. how does 10 hours from now sound, replete with a horsie that needs stabling, and me playing loud rap music wondering with mute terror if anyone can hear, or see me wearing a liberaci styled pink boa?
yes i Like the offer.
i can't do crazy that well can i? what was the award in the dorm for after all. it's all gone to waste.
shh!!!
the air and water have been here a long time, and they are telling stories.
i have small patio, amuse, how big is your horsie? and i like the boa and my son loves rap. you should fit in fine. ten hours sounds good...buzz 5309 at the door. i'll make dinner.
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
darlin', i'm out the door-
shh!!!
the air and water have been here a long time, and they are telling stories.
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Scary, I think they're right.
Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
they just might
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic"
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