Given the fact that many of us are prone to putting what is on our minds on paper, I assume that I'm not the only one pestering the local papers with letters to the editor... I know I do, and I would like to hear what you write about.
Note: We will skip the stuff that is not allowed acc. to the forum TOS, of course: Politics.
I'll start us off myself. Yesterday I got caught between an old confused man on a zebra crossing and a Road Rage victim behind me... Naturally I felt the urge to comment that in the local paper. This is a quick and dirty translation from my native Swedish:
A greeting to the driver behind me,
I am truly sorry that I impeded your journey yesterday. You will no doubt remember me: I was the perpetrator of the dastardly crime of not getting off the starting line immediately when the traffic lights turned to green. As a matter of fact I grew a wee bit concerned about your health. The colour of your face bore a close resemblance to the red paint of your vehicle, and that, I am sure, cannot be good for your health? Furthermore, I do hope that you did not damage your horn in the process of making me aware of my error? It does, after all, seem to be an important item in your arsenal for assuring free way.
Sadly, I have to admit that the sweet serenade you played on said item annoyed me to the point of showing my appreciation with a bony middle finger. That was admittedly stupid, and only serves to illustrate the fact that one should not assume malicious intent where mere stupidity serves as an explanation. In retrospect I do not think your intent was malicious...
So why did I not drive off when the lights turned so beautifully green? Well, as already pointed out, there was no malicious intent on my part either. The reason was the old man doing a balancing act at the edge of the sidewalk, stepping down on the street, and then retracing his step a couple of times. I did not wish to run him over. In spite of your merry tunes and encouraging words (Oh yes, I could read from your lips in the rear view mirror with the greatest of ease - Shocking language, I have to say), and the fact that the old man was indeed walking against a red light, that is not really on and I reserve my right to refuse to do so.
Oh, I almost forgot: Happy New Year...
/Claes